![]() Love watching rivers running under bridges on the internet.A friend of mine bought some London Bridge trousers.Why could no one hear Helen Keller cry for help when she fell off a bridge? She was wearing mittens.He pulls a man over for doing 40 over the speed limit, and says, “Son, I’ve been waiting for you all day.” The man quickly responds, “Well, I got here as fast as I could!” A cop parks at the bottom of a bridge, waiting for a speeder.How come the little moron didn’t fall off? He was a little “more on.” The big moron and the little moron are on a bridge.They crossed a bridge and there were only 2, why? Because there was no Tres-passing. “Oh no! We only have 10 feet! Better turn back.” Dad drove five of us under a bridge with a sign saying “12 feet”.Did you guys hear about the stickup on the bridge? Some kid threw it up there.How do the monsters that hide beneath bridges get to work? They ride the Troll-ey.Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off the bridge? Tequila!.What do you call a polite man who builds bridges? A civil engineer.Building a stable relationship is like building a stable bridge.I saw some people building a new bridge near me and every lunch break, they would sit down for afternoon tea complete with tablecloth and napkins… It was very civil engineering!.What language do bridges speak? Spanish.If I make a bridge shorter… Is it now abridged?.I was really enjoying this documentary about bridge building, until… Until they started using examples from foreign countries.I once worked at a place where I had to use a pay-to-cross bridge 10 times a day… That took a toll!. ![]()
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